I think I will write a letter today.
“Why?” you ask.
“Because I want to.”
I think I will write a letter today.
“To whom?” you ask.
“To you.”
I think I will write a letter today.
“What of?” you ask.
“This conversation.”
I think I will write a letter today.
“Where?” you ask.
“In my bedroom.”
I think I will write a letter today.
“How?” you ask.
“With a pencil and paper, the old fashioned way.”
I think I will write a letter today.
“When?” you ask.
“As soon as you stop asking questions and leave me in peace!”
I think I will write a letter today.
“When will I leave you in peace?” you ask once more.
“Who knows when that will be.”