The Five W’s and More, Covering the Basics of Being a Good Annoyer

I think I will write a letter today.

“Why?” you ask.

“Because I want to.”

 

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“To whom?” you ask.

“To you.”

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“What of?” you ask.

“This conversation.”

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“Where?” you ask.

“In my bedroom.”

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“How?” you ask.

“With a pencil and paper, the old fashioned way.”

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“When?” you ask.

“As soon as you stop asking questions and leave me in peace!”

 

I think I will write a letter today.

“When will I leave you in peace?” you ask once more.

“Who knows when that will be.”

 

 

 

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